Statistics Suck!

I am in a statistics course right now and man does it suck hard! It is so stupid. Who the hell needs stats anyway. I, for one, do not care how many unwed crack addicted mothers there are in a random sample of the ghetto parameter. If I fire off 250 rounds at 10 men, who cares what the probability is of hitting each man? I know that at least one fool is going down. Who the hell thought up this junk anyway? Everyone is always so in awe of the old mathematicians, creating math and all. I say they were total social outcast losers. If they had the time to create math, they had the time to drink and carouse for the ladies. But no. They chose to stay at home and make math. They all must of been disfigured or socially inept or something. Anyway, I wish I could go back in time with my AP-10 and my throw away Tech-9 and take out the dudes who thought all this crap up.